Dirty Dirty Sodas at the Turtle Cafe
Beverages
When
- Monday, Aug 311:00 PM – 5:00 PM
- Tuesday, Sep 11:00 PM – 5:00 PM
- Wednesday, Sep 21:00 PM – 5:00 PM
- Thursday, Sep 31:00 PM – 5:00 PM
- Friday, Sep 41:00 PM – 5:00 PM
- Saturday, Sep 51:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Where
7:00 & E · open full map →
Directions
0.60 mi · 13 min walk · 5 min bike
From
6:00 & H
No fix yet — showing from home
- 1Take 6:00 toward the Man to E · 0.20 mi
- 2Follow E with the Man on your right to 7:00 · 0.40 mi
- ●Arrive: Future Turtles · 7:00 & E
0.49 mi as the crow flies. Radials every :15, walking ~2.8 mph, biking ~7.5 mph. Open the live compass map →
About
Make new friends and enjoy cold drinks. Show your junk to skip the line
About Future Turtles
From New York
The Turtles are a chaotic bunch of friends camping together at Burning Man since 2018 without any drama, death, or injury. Visit the Turtle Café for a cold (or hot) drink to make new friends and meet old friends. Check out the view from our observation decks. We are, mostly, happy mutants: nerds, engineers, programmers, gaymers, creators and artists, scientists and philosophers. A lot of us know our way around Python, Monty Python, LED circuits, and computer science. We are a gay camp. Everyone is welcome, but we work actively to create a safe gay haven in a heteronormative world. Participation is our number one value. We don't have spectators, tourists, or sparkle-ponies.
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