Malort Mile
Beverages
When
- Wednesday, Sep 26:00 PM – 7:00 PM
Where
C & 8:45 · open full map →
Directions
1.26 mi · 27 min walk · 10 min bike
From
6:00 & H
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- 1Take 6:00 toward the Man to C · 0.30 mi
- 2Follow C with the Man on your right to 8:45 · 0.95 mi
- ●Arrive: The Hash House · 8:45 & C
1.10 mi as the crow flies. Radials every :15, walking ~2.8 mph, biking ~7.5 mph. Open the live compass map →
About
Beer mile? Try harder. 4 laps, 4 shots—Malört makes it better and worse.
About The Hash House
From San Francisco Bay Area
Formerly BRCH3, slings the greasy delicious carb-loaded potatos that we all know and love and much much more all served by members of The Hash House Harriers, the (in)famous drinking club with a running problem since 1938. Grab some spuds and spice them up with your hot sauce of choice from the hot sauce library. Enjoy a cold drink or a drinking challenge at our moderately well stocked bar. Tune up or fix your bike at our DIY bike repair station. Challenge your liver, legs, and tastebuds in the Malort Mile. And make sure to join us on Thursday in your red dress (don't worry we'll have some for you at our boutique) for our annual Red Dress Ride for a tour of some of playas best and worse bars with a few hundred other half minds. ON ON!
More at The Hash House
- Pickleback RouletteMon 10:00 AM
- Two Tone TuesdayTue 10:00 AM
- Midnight Naked R*nTue 11:45 PM
- Red Dress BoutiqueThu 12:00 PM
- Hash Daddies Hash BrownsFri 10:00 AM